Saturday, July 6, 2013

Diary of a Fangirl: Deadpool

Most if of ALL of my friends know how much of a Deadpool fan I am.. I mean really.
 
 
Can...
 
 
You
 
 
See
 
 
 
How
 
 
I Love
 
 
This
 
 
CHARACTER!!!
 
 
 
Deadpool was the first comic book character that I actually started getting into. Technically I started with Batman TAS, but with that I only watched the show I never actually got into the comic book. The Deadpool comics were the first comic books I ever bought. (P.s. the pictures don't show the whole collection. There is more at various friends houses)
 
I have a special love for Deadpool and when I heard he was getting a game I almost flipped my shit... Ok I did flip my shit (Sony studios I'm look at you to make this movie happen..)... (Not that Sony would/is making a Deadpool movie... I just like what they did with Amazing Spiderman... I can see it now DEADPOOL Directed by Mark Webb written by Joss Whedon)
 
Anyways Deadpool is voiced by the same guy who voices Desmond is Assassins Creed. He also did Deadpool for Marvel Vs. Capcom and Spiderman Shattered Dimensions. So He's not new to the deadpool thing. +5 points for that.
 
The things that made me cringe when I heard about this game was that High Moon studios who did the Transformers games, and Activision Who's done.. a lot of stuff. I was nervous to see if this would be good or not. I was so damn happy when the Batman Arkham games turned out to be so badass. This is Deadpools time to shine.. It NEEDED to be good!
 
AND IT IS!!
 
I am pleasantly surprised at how much fun I had playing this game! The controls were easy to pick up, The story line was fun and kept me laughing. And just like in normal Deadpool manner he breaks the 4th wall constantly. The graphics were amazing as well. I'd say Batman quality. Yes I'm going to compare this to Batman because Batman gave comic book games a new look. As Deadpool takes damage his suit tears and you can see muscles and bones. As he heals up he literally heals up! Great detail.
 
Overall I would give it a 9/10. There could be some minor game play improvements, but other than that I would highly recommend you play this game!
 
 

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Comic Review: Lazarus

Usually when I buy a comic it's something that's I've heard of before. I'll stick to a character that I am comfortable with and know that I will like. Wanting to expand my comic base I picked up something that I thought could be good.
 
.... OK I got it because the cover looks pretty...
 
 
I mean c'mon! That's some beautiful cover art.
 
My judgy-ness aside This book is pretty damn cool. In the first few pages this chick dies.. Just just shot the hell up!.. It's ok though. She comes back.
 
This girl (They call he Forever at one point) keeps all of the information for her family. She is head of security and it's her job to make sure that everything runs smoothly.
 
The easiest way for me to describe how the government is set up is to compare it back to medieval days. These families are top shit. If you are not in the family you are call "Waste".
 
For my first foray away from super heroes I'm pleasantly surprised.
 
If you want something new.. BUY THIS SHIT NOW!
 


Saturday, June 22, 2013

How to Deal With a Girl on Her Period.

THE POST OF DOOM!!
 
Yes I'm going to try and make this as simple as I can.... How to take care of a girl who is on her period/PMS.
 
First things first PMS and a period are two different thing. PMS can be either Post or Pre menstrual cycle. During this time THERE IS NO BLEEDING. If you insinuate otherwise you are in for an ass kicking.
 
ALSO.. never assume that when a girl is angry or sad that she is PMSing.. Again.. asking for an ass kicking.
 
PMS will happen around the week before an actual period. Then the period will last about a week. Finally Post isn't actually as bad for most people.
 
During PMS there is bloating, cramps, vomiting, .... umm.... sometimes lots of diareah, food cravings, and your favorite MOOD SWINGS :D Now. She is going to have the worlds worst self esteem during this time. The best thing you can do is tell her how amazing she is (Do NOT just comment on how she looks). Bonus points if you can make her laugh! Make sure there is some kind of sugary food around. Chocolate does very well, if she doesn't like chocolate you better find out what she does like because that will save your life someday.
 
For cramping! Midol is always good. Most pain relievers will do the trick. Have her lie down with a heating pad placed under her lower back, or on top of her with the center part between her hip bones. BONUS POINTS! When you are cuddling or just on the couch if you wrap your arm around her and use your hand as a heating pad. It's friggin adorable and I swear it works better than a heating pad. Use just a little bit of pressure or move your hand around, both work just as well.
 
If she is vomiting or pooping it is most likely because of the cramps. If this happens take a few towels (Or something you can was off easy) and put them in the dryer. Once they are warm give them to her in the bathroom. If she is sick she will most likely also have the chills. This will take care of that problem. Next make sure she has ice cold water. No gatorade or any of that shit. If she is hungry dry toast or crackers.
 
Bloating there is nothing you can do about. Same thing if she gets acne. The best you can do for that is just to NEVER point it out. Never.... and I mean N.E.V.E.R.!!
 
Moving on. During the period a girl can get very cranky. She will not want to get out of bed most mornings. Ready for the best kept secret... are you ready??
 
BE NICE!
 
Holy hell guys. Just be nice. Dont' make fun of her, don't point out obvious things, and don't be a god damn jerk. Periods are some serious shit. Our body is shedding itself of dead tissue and blood. If you think dealing with us is hell try bleeding out of your penis every month. Does that sound fun? No? Didn't think so. The easier this time is on us the easier it is on you.
 
Seems like a fair trade to me.

Monday, June 17, 2013

Diary of a Fangirl... Why is Shit so Expensive! and Desolation of Smaug

There is nothing wrong with being a fangirl. I'm all for more girls getting into the comic book superhero thing! (If you are going to get into it get into it because you love it... not because it "popular"... please) I've noticed though... It's hard to be a fangirl!!
 
First of all... Shit is expensive!! I've only been collecting a year and I have probably spent well over a few grand. It's all in artwork, videos, comics, figures, clothing, random stuff that I know I'll never use but I want anyways....
 
Like I have next to my computer desk the desk that has all my things and there really isn't a whole lot. Then I look at my bank account and immediately want to cry myself to sleep.
 
I guess to find a bright side to this at least my hobby isn't car collecting, or i dunno... precious stone hording??? Is that even a thing?
 
... I do like that show hoarders though. Those people are really funny the way they try and justify why they need to keep all the things xD (Says the girl who collects batman merch like it's crack.) If the people from that show ever came to my house I would probably crack the door and start hissing at them.
 
 
I would like to see them TRY and take my shit.
 
ERRMAGEERD I'm thuper excited about the Desolation of Smaug trailer! I think Peter Jackson and J.J. Abrams were in a contest to see who could fit more awesome into a teaser trailer. Lets face it the trailers for Into Darkness were pretty badass and now The Hobbit trailer had me squealing like a bloody stuck pig! (I've been in the south to long)
 
Last thing I wanted to talk about... and I got distracted and now I can't remember it at all.... FUCK!
 
 
 


Monday, June 10, 2013

Star Wars Weekends Part 2: 501st Legion and Why I Hate Florida

In my past Star Wars post I said how much I LOVE star wars.... Just saying my fangirl self has conniptions. During my first trip I actually missed one of the reasons I went which is the 501st Legion. THESE GUYS ARE AWESOME!! They have the most amazing accurate costumes, and they act the part so well! Cosplaying at its finest ladies and gents.
 
I HAD to go back, and yes... I went back to Disney just so I could see 5 minutes of a parade... I'm just that cool... yo.
 
 
It's them!! Someone hold me!!
 
 
Some Palpatine followed by TIE fighter pilots
 
Badass Snowtroopers (These guys have always scared me.. not sure as to why)
 
 
Shadowtrooper!!
 
 
SEXY
 
 
ALL OF THE YES
 
 
 
These aren't the droids you're looking for
 
 
 
Raiders!
 
 
 
Those are sadly my only good photos. Why? Because Florida weather suck assballs!! Seriously one second it was all fine and sunshiny and hardly a cloud in the friggin sky. The next second it was like Jesus really had to take a mad wiz and it poured!.  No joke they actually closed down rides and shows just so people had shelter from the rain and lightning.
 
It really sucked a little bit because I was really enjoying my day.. Even though I had to go on Tower of Terror.
 
UGH... Florida


Sunday, May 26, 2013

Star Wars Weekends: Take 1

OK so It has been made common knowledge that I am a nerd. When I use the term nerd I go by what John Green said in one of his videos:
 
 
“…because nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff… Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like jump-up-and-down-in-the-chair-can’t-control-yourself love it. Hank, when people call people nerds, mostly what they’re saying is ‘you like stuff.’ Which is just not a good insult at all. Like, ‘you are too enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness’.”
 
 
Just clarifying that for anyone who will bitch about my use of the term "NERD".
 
MOVING ON!!
 
I went to Star Wars Weekends!! It was so Awesome and I had some super awesome moments!!
 
First of all I LOVE Star Wars. Mostly the original trilogy. 1,2 and 3, I don't really like and I DO NOT watch the clone wars... I'm a hardcore original trilogist (Making up words now!) and my greatest love through all of the movies are the Storm Troopers. I find them awesome and hilarious! My whole outfit for the even was storm trooper themed... Including my headphones of awesomeness.
 
 
 
The opening of the event!! They used to have Storm Troopers that would walk on top of the entrance to the park... But that's no more... sad face
 
 
I see what you did there *wink* *wink*
 
They had a character meet and greet inside the merch shop. It rotated between Luke Leia C3PO and I'm not sure of they had R2. R2 used to appear with C3PO but we no see him.
 
 
 
I had to block out my friends face out of respect for her privacy.... So shut up.
 
 
Some random Aurra walking on da streets like a badass!
 
 
At the center of the park they put up a stage and at various times throughout the day they would have characters go out and perform. We happened to walk by when Bobba Fett was on. Something really cool that happened, he noticed all my Storm Trooper gear and pointed at me and talked to me! I know he is on a recording but still!!! AND I have proof!!
 
 
ASDIGANEHRKJHKFGJHAI!!!
 
 
Then THIS money shot while we were waiting in line for the photo opp. Another good story... The same Bobba Fett that was on the stage was the one we took the picture with !!!. AND he pointed at my shirt and headphones! BEST THING EVAR!
 
 
 
In the imperial zone they had Storm Troopers that would just walk around on the street. They were in a rotation so they were always out there. Same thing with the Clone Troopers and HOT DAMN DID THEY LOVE ME!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
The guy's face is SOOO EPIC!! I also love how the Trooper looks like he is confused hehe
 
 
 
Another wonderful photobomb from the guy in the red!
 
 
 
 
 
 
We saw this as we were walking around. The little Troopers are brother and sister and the little Jedi is unrelated xD But look at the epicness!!!!

 
 
A wonderful transition picture!
 
 
 
STORY TIME!
 
As we were in the line to see Vader (It was an hour and a half long) me and my friend got the bright idea to do something that we have never seen been done..... We knelt to Vader!! The WHOLE line started freaking out and taking pictures of us!! we glanced up at Vader and he was looking around confused, but I think he pulled off a good pimp stance.
 
 
 
 
 
Yes we went on Star Tours... Only once though because we both get motion sick.
 
 
On the way to the other park we got to ride the Ironman monorail!
 
 
 
WARMACHINEROX
 
That was the end of our day at the event. We did go to some of the other parks, but this is a post for Star Wars.... which is awesome... Just saying...
 
I love you...
 
 
...I know.